captain jelk
the act of tightly squeezing ones semi flaccid anaconda by the base, whilst squeezing the blood to the head of the c-ckaroo. while performing this act, the performer must have one foot planted firmly on the floor, while the other raised atop a whiskey barrel, with the knew at a ninety degree angle, positioning the knee cap at approximate taint level.
i’m sorry i was late, i was very busy doing a captain jelk
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