Captain Jism
anyone that has numerous -rg-sms, -j-c-l-t–ns.
captain j-sm splugesprayed the entire room.
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the act of dislodging one’s eyeball from its socket with only a finger. ex: my baby with his crazy -ss hands tries to captain turner me all the time. if you don’t quit looking at me, i’m going to captain turner your -ss. this movie is so horrible, i’m about to captain turner myself. that […]
- sroughyl
to be on time; or in a timely manner. spencer is never sroughyl, he is always late.
- Gumpless
has no s-xlife; s-xless ex. most nerds in this country are supremely gumpless!
- Captian
pertaining to one who is supreme. the name of a person who exceeds in every aspect of life. an amazing human being. a captian. anyone who is known as amazing, awesome, stellar, or freakin sweet. “steve is a captian because he is better then me at everything.”
- Car-Fax-puppet
someone who pops up at the worst possible time and ruins a deal, whether it’s buying a cr-ppy car, or attempting to talk a supermodel into banging you. everyone thought erin andrews was out of my league, but i was two seconds away from bringing her back to my place when some f-cking car-fax-puppet interrupted […]