Captain K


a young adventurer who led an infantry company of afghan national army soldiers on over 300 combat and humanitarian missions in eastern afghanistan between july 2004 and july 2005. his journey was recorded in the book “captain k’s afghanistan adventure”.
man, that guy is so tough and brave, he’s like the real captain k!
coolest f-cker ever.
captain k can sing the carmen sandiego theme song.

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