Captain Kirking It


1. the act of being the first gay man with whom a straight man has ever had any s-xual relations. derived from the 1960s tv show “star trek” and suggesting that the gay man is “going where no man has gone before.”
“that guy had never even had any guy other than his doctor touch his junk so i was totally captain kirking it.”

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