Captain Morgan Wipe
the preferred technique for wiping one’s -ss. one must be nude or pantless for proper execution. after completion of the deuce, you arise, inspect your work, form a satisfied grin on your face, place a bare foot on the still warm seat (striking the captain morgan pose) for easy cleaning access, and commence wiping.
my gf caught me in the middle of a captain morgan wipe yesterday. i really need to start closing the bathroom door.
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