captain neil’ing
the art of banging your friend’s wife without him knowing. this is usually done in his bed, and it’s common to wipe your c-ck off on the curtains when you’re done.
i’ve been captain neil’ing my best friends wife, he hasn’t noticed the creamy stripes on his curtains yet… winning!!
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