Captain Obvious and the World of Yesterday
someone who’s so dumb it’s frightening. in other words, a master of the obvious and old news.
jake: did you know that crabs is spelled with a “c” and not a “k”?
joe: thank you, captain obvious and the world of yesterday.
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