captain rats


australian slang term used to imply that someone is completely crackers. an -n-logy used to convey a state of insanity, possibly catalysed by heavy consumption of legal or illegal substances.
eg1. policeman: he threatened the victim with a spork, held her hostage and demanded the ransom be paid in bananas… he was captain rats.

eg2. josef fritzl is captain rats.

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