Captain Retard


see–> george w bush or dubya

still the current president (as of 01/11/09) of the unwitting states of america (his doing).

makes “bold and decisive leadership” decisions in the wrong f-$king direction, every dammed time (when he’s not taking a vacation).
i see captain r-t-rd was making another “speech” on cnn today. only watched it to see how much the s&p & dow stock tickers would go down while he was talking, yet again…. cuz he’s the decider.

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