Captain Security


an obsessively secretive person who constantly locks his/her doors, pretends is always in meeting or heaving some dates and can never give a straight answer to a simple questions. in reality the person is a complete phony and tries to put himself above others. in fact the person is a complete d-ckhead.
mike: hi al what are you doing today for lunch?
al: i can not tell you i am doing some important stuff.
mike: stop playing some kind of f-cking captain security. everybody in the office knows it is all bullsh-t. you have lunch all alone in the bas-m-nt and n-body ever call you for a meeting.

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