Captain Shag
1. a m-ff-diver
2. a fict-tious super-hero character developed by my buddy, the b, for a holloween costume in 2006. the captain sh-g is most recognizable by a love-boat-inspired captain’s hat, a blue sh-g-carpeting cape laced in pink frillie-sh-t, a burt-reynolds-style shirt, and black pants with that same pink frillie-sh-t as leg warmers.
captain sh-g stood out from the crowd as a beacon of character was cast out from a sea of hollow wieners.
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