1. anyone who gets overly intoxicated rapidly and winds up laying on the floor puking on the carpet before anyone else is even buzzed.
2. an appalachian folk hero who’s spirit hides in bottles of cheap whiskey waiting to possess anyone who consumes the liquor. possession by captain sh-tty can be spotted by looking for the symptoms: heavy intoxication, singing off beat to the music, laying on the ground, excessive vomiting, loud voice, basic and outrageous shenanigans, and the use of the phrases “i’m not drunk,” and “i love you guys”, often mashed into one loud slurred sentence.
3. your friends cousin who gets extremely f-cked up on his first ever acid hit and a m-ssive amount of sh-tty vodka at one of your acid parties and pukes all over the place and sends you into a bad trip since your contemplating a possible emergency situation on acid.
#1: i’mnotdrunkiloveyouguys!- pukes – woooooo!
#2: dude, shut the f-ck up.
#1: that girls got a sweet -ss. like to. f-ck her. hey!
#3: that’s my girlfriend. you need to shut the f-ck up.
#2: f-ckin’ kids turned into captain sh-tty, don’t listen to him.
jamaican in origin, used as a greeting towards good friends, or homies. colloquial language 1) fahgwan! 2) yop! sup man?
- far kosh
a beautiful greek goddess. d-mn that girl is a far kosh
- carbgina sandwich
the combination of tuna salad on a huge roll with chips on top. very full of carbs and very smelly like a gina. “wow this carbgina sandwich tastes like dirty p-ssy.”
- Carpe Ceravisi
this is the latin for “seize the beer!” and can be used in general conversation. a: man… my girlfriend left me! b: carpe ceravisi my friend!
- fat bat
a fat bat is abnormaly fat wiener. a weiner that ranges from 10-50 pounds. john took off his pants, and his wife saw a fat bat taken from the television show “crank yankers”; slang for the male genitalia; also see schl-ng, w-ng, c-ck -“man, i’m goin to prison, you gotta teach me how to kill” […]