Captain Shortbus


a supervisor or leadership personality that is obviously ineffective in their work, management or duties. usually they must micromanage, pester and hold your hand through any process, effectively slowing everything down.
jeff: “man, captain shortbus has really been riding me.”
brett: “that sucks, was he standing over your shoulder directing everything you were doing again?”
jeff: “yeah, it took hours to get the simplest of things done.”

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