captain shreve


a louisiana public high school, featuring daily doses of fights, pot, s-x, etc. the teachers here range from “i like her ok” to “i f-cking hate her”. the students range from “total bff forever” to “f-cking choke.”. the actual school itself is marked with cl-ssy graffiti such as “i beleave in you” and posters for plays that students mainly attend for the bonus points teachers p-ss out. the sport teams are decent enough, same as the cheerleaders. it also features two main groups of students. the kind who pull out a box of pizza during a history lecture, or the kind who honestly is really smart and excels but should probably transfer to magnet. this school does feature a large campus, however, in which you have to f-cking sprint to make it to your cl-ss on time. but, in the end, its probably the most laid back school you’ll ever see.
“dude what high school are you going to?”
“captain shreve”

“…good f-cking luck”

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