Captain Spanish


the process of smothering your p-n-s with raisin filled peanut b-tter engaging in -n-l intercourse and then eating the residual peanut b-tter out of the rectal cavity
i captain spanished the sh-t out of that girl!!

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    breaking into random people’s cars usually at parties, and stealing all their sh-t. yo man all these girls drunk lets go car hopping! fa sho walking (this is crucial! do not drive! two words liscence plates!) down streets near your house, aproaching cars parked on the side of the street, and casually checking to see […]

  • Rainy Day Hoe

    a person that is called upon even less often than your normal booty call; a slump-buster. the last resort. tommy couldn’t get his usual fix from his normal booty call, so he was forced to call his rainy day hoe to get the job done.

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    1) a term originating in the shipping industry where a heavy package flow is rammed down a chute into a trailer and it constantly jams. using wax on the chutes helps reduce the jamming. 2) intense s-xual intercourse where the p-n-s in rammed into a p-ssy or -ss so tight that it gets jammed and […]

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    a phrase first used in red vs blue. originally synonymous to team killing, now used to describe s-xual activity perpetrated by college uppercl-ssmen upon inexperienced freshmen. often referenced as if it were audible. a: dude, see that girl with the bio 101 book? i hooked up with her last weekend. b: excuse me, but i […]

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    this word originated in the cape flats, south africa and is used by the coloured youth and gangsters. it carries a variety of meanings which include: to mess up, to hurt, to inflict serious damage/pain. the noun of the word generally means ugly or not in a working condition/state. “jou goose is mos verdala” – […]


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