Captain Stabbin’
a p-rn made by reality kings (not bang brothers as family guy suggests.) in which a guy wearing a captian’s hat has -n-l s-x with a bunch of chicks on a boat.
this is the reference to it on family guy.
woman: h-llo, fundamental industries. how can i help you?
brian griffin: yeah… uh… is this… is this bang brothers?
woman: yes.
brian griffin: oh, okay. i-i’d like to cancel my subscription.
woman: uh, what’s your name?
brian griffin: brian griffin.
woman: and which site did you belong to?
brian griffin: uh, captain stabbin’.
woman: and how are you spelling that?
brian griffin: uh… um, captain, full word, then stabbin’, s-t-a-b-b-i-n-apostrophe.
woman: okay, i’m checking.
brian griffin: you know, instead of a g at the end.
woman: i’m sorry sir, i’m not finding that site. uh, what was the subject matter?
brian griffin: um, uh… a guy doing chicks on a boat in a, uh, a captain’s hat.
woman: okay, i’m checking.
brian: the uh… the p-ssengers had just signed up for a tour of the harbor, and um… and all that stuff happened.
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