Captain Tampon
a man who enjoys c-nn-l-ng-s so much that he is willing to feast on the yeast and use his tongue as a tampon whilst her monthly friend flows. a rare dude amongst dudes.
dude, why is your tongue and face all red ? well, my b-tch ran out of tampons and i had to plug the hole with my tongue. captain tampon to the rescue !
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