Captain Teemo


a balanced style of playing teemo, the swift scout in league of legends that uses him as a hybrid(ap/ad) carry. this enables him to deploy highly damaging mushrooms, backdoor towers, and deal significant damage in team fights.
“yeah, uh-huh, you know what it is
hit my w and i be movin’ quick
yeah, uh-huh, screamin “i’m hybrid”
when i shoot you with a dart, you’re blinded
step into the bush, you won’t see me, i’m invisible
captain teemo, captain teemo,

captain teemo, captain teemo”

-crown: captain teemo

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