Captain Tractor
celtic rock band from halifax.
quite possibly the best canadian band.
i listened to captain tractor yesterday, and now i can’t stop listening. it’s so bad, it’s awesome.
a somewhat interesting superhero who probably owes his name to a much more interesting canadian folk-band captain tractor. he is the quissential canadian-teenage-stoner, with the exception of having super powers. of course due to the low crime rate of the great white north, he hardly ever does anything worth mentioning. although he did stop a “whacky” n-z- invaison of his own highschool once. currently he is the leaser of “super” team comprised of a equally defunct individuals including: shrewd, an idiot, a perverted h-m-cidal maniac, a stalker, and a bit fat guy.
captain tractor is currently being turned into an indie flick by five-men and a lemon productions.
“captain tractor took out the robotic-death-hats his shark gun…which in fact did shoot out a living breathing tiger shark.”
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