Captain Unknown


the act of sh-tting in a toilet at someone’s house and not flushing it. instead leaving it for the next person to find and wonder who left it.
“i just left a captain unknown at johnny’s house. it was epic”

“i’m going to leave a captain in every state i drive through when i go on vacation.”

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