captain was here
a perfect and valid reasonable excuse for any random acts caused by consumption of m-ss quant-ties of captain morgan.
this includes but not limited to, phone calls,text messages,strange photographs,breaking noses,the use of fireworks indoors,deciding that you should run for president, or sword fighting a ninja.
usually followed by a phone call to your dad or brother and then requesting someone to give you a bucket, but not necessarily in that particular order.
(phone ringing) dad answers “hey this is frank”
yack : yo yo yo yo yooooooo!
dad: yo yo, its 3:30 in the am, what in tarnation do you want?
yack: i just wanted to tell you that i love man !!
dad : thanks ?
yack: no, i mean i love you man ! really, i do!!
……. hold on… i think i need a bucket…
the next day
dad: d-mnit all yack, what the h-ll was your problem last night?
yack: captain was here!!!!!
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