1) refers to a part which serves no constructive purpose, but desires to lead.
2) leadership by focusing on why we failed rather than on how we can do better to succeed.
3) lack of planning, communication, insight, and follow-up. a bad leader who talks a good game but does nothing to achieve the goal then brags about how close we came to success and blames bad luck for the loss.
captain woodie came to run the meeting, but only talked about how much he loved being in the marine corps. consequently, nothing got done and no decisions were made. we wasted an afternoon because of the wood!
everyone was p-ss-d that we’d failed to meet our objective, and then captain woodie told us that there were just too many obstacles and we’d have to beat our heads against the wall for a long time before we could expect to win.
we could have been better prepared for the compet-tion, but no one planned any training, or told us anything. after the race, while we were trying to figure out how to get home, a captain woodie came out and told us how we could have won if we’d had just a bit more luck
- backpack girlfriend
a girlfriend you carry around on your back. usually the girlfriend is smaller than you. she gets on your back and is transported that way. this allows for maxium closeness while traveling. “hop on backpack girlfriend, we’re going out.”
spreading aids to a foolish and unwitting victim. i gave your mom a good funduckery.
an old fat–ss hungarian/turkish/uzbeki/guju who still goes to indian parties trying to stay hip with the young crowd. fine hoe says: “dayaaam is that the owner of the club?” hairy desi girl says: “no, that’s just fut-ss. he thinks he is such a cool guy. we need to make the break his id so that […]
- backseat dui
a backseat dui occurres when a sober person is driving an intoxicated person home, and the intoxicated individual is giving the driver sh-tty directions, and false instructions to turn, and then saying “no, no, not this street…” this causes the driver to speed up, slow down, and begin to turn, then swerve back into the […]
- capt. douche bag
someone who says they’re a secret agent but really isn’t. a wanna be james bond who really is gay…. i was a secret agent in miami..dude you really are not or are just capt. douche bag