Captain’s Crew
a drinking event in which 4 individuals select a secluded location (preferrably one of which that has restricted access) and partake in the dangerous, irresponsible act of finishing a entire handle of captain morgan’s spiced rum as fast as possible without leaving this location. the rules are strict, no member can leave the location until the handle is dry. no partic-p-nts are allowed to come or go for any reason including to urinate, to call lame girlfriends, to deficate or to vomit. a typical captains crew invloves 4 frat guys locking them selves in a room and finishing the handle in about an hour. it usually comes about to 12-13 shots per individual -ssuming everyone pulls their own weight. this is a team drinking event and is not for the faint of heart. the record for completion is currently at 11 minutes set by 4 allstars from purdue university in 2008.
“man, i had to sh-t in a trashcan during that last captians crew. then i had to wipe with a sock that i found on the ground.”
“hey, you guys want to dig a hole on the beach and do a captains crew in it tonight?”
“wait, you guys did a captain’s crew? no wonder you sound like helen keller”
a drinking event in which 4 individuals select a secluded location (preferrably one of which that has restricted access) and partake in the dangerous, irresponsible act of finishing a entire handle of captain morgan’s spiced rum as fast as possible without leaving this location. the rules are strict, no member can leave the location until the handle is dry. no partic-p-nts are allowed to come or go for any reason including to urinate, to call lame girlfriends, to deficate or to vomit. a typical captains crew invloves 4 frat guys locking them selves in a room and finishing the handle in about an hour. it usually comes about to 12-13 shots per individual -ssuming everyone pulls their own weight. this is a team drinking event and is not for the faint of heart. the record for completion is currently set at 11 minutes and 37 seconds set by 4 allstars at purdue university in 2008.
“i had to sh-t in a trash can during that captain’s crew last night.”
“hey! you guys wanna dig a hole in the beach and do a captain’s crew in it tonight?”
“wait, you guys just finished a captains crew? no wonder you sound like helen keller.”
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