Captain’s Hand


a mysterious device or artifact named in one of the earliest screenshots of doom. see heart of lothar and sandwich.
see screenshot:
www.trilobite.org/doom/screens/doom0108.gif
the hand ya beat ur captain with
phil you just shook his captain’s hand!!!!

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