a type of challenge-response test used by savvy women to ensure that the responses they get from potential mates are not generated by one-night-standers and bullsh-tters who would say and promise anything ludicrous (obviously absurd) to get some friction (intercourse).
(completely automated partner test to tell c-cks and humans apart — captcha.)
the code tells potential steady partners from sh-tty lays automatically apart.
x: “but mary, why you date wall-streeters?”
y: “no fuss darling, in three minutes into the captcha code and i can tell if the catch is long-term relationship material.”
- capture the burr
1. v. to do something. 2. v. to go somewhere. 3. a battle cry/call to arms. 4. dispense a beat down. origin: “capture the bear” megatokyo t-shirt. 1. let’s go capture the burr. 2. wanna go capture the burr at wawa? 3. capture the burr!!!! 4. i’ll capture your burr!
a large girl, blond, tough, who gives a good bl-wj-b and has smallish b–bs. also known as “kat’s b-tch.” carabeara!!! come back to bed!!!!
- carbon dating
dating between two people of dissimilar ages, generally an older man and a younger woman. did you see that old guy on her arm? i know she’s desperate but i didn’t think she’d sink to carbon dating. when a really old man dates a really young woman. hugh hefner’s new girlfriend is 25–looks like they’re […]
- carbon nose
the really ugly face you make when you drink a soft drink and exhale a carbonated belch through the nose searing the quardland hairs. after the refreshing root-beer it led to a bad case of carbon nose
- career-ending move
getting canned from your bullsh-t job because you told the man to go f-ck himself i specialize in career-ending moves