captian planet


a superhero with a mullet
by your powers combined…i am captian planet!
a freak with green hair and is a b-tch to all the kids with the rings. he also probably has stds and gave them to everyone that’s why the show is no longer on tv.
captian planets powers are:
earth= that’s when he is taking a sh-t and it is huge
fire= when he lites his farts
wind= when he farts really hard and almost sh-ts his pants
water= when he is taking a leak or when the toilet over flows
heart= when he plays hide his sausage with the kids

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