car guard


a person that is supposed to guard your car wherever it is parked, although most of them are too drunk or high to be of any protection to your car. and if you dont tip some of them enough they will f-ck your car up.
yeah some car guard f-cked my car up! my father got mugged by some -ssociates of the car guard, after he tipped him.
a derogatory term for a person that looks like he dresses poorly, or any other trait that is similar to a car guard. it is also an insulting term even if the person it is directed to resembles nothing of a car guard.
your mother’s a card guard.
a girlfriend or boyfriend that is too clingy. the word comes from south africa where car guards beg for money after supposedly guarding your car.
alan is being such a car guard
a person who exhibits uncharacteristic behavior and who acts in the manner of that expected of a carguard. (almost hobo like)
man your a carguard.
now he’s a carguard.

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