Car Humper


one who likes to drive fast and apply breaks abruptly, horrible driver, break-shoe raper
dude drive slow you’re such a “car humper”!
i hope you’re a good driver ‘coz my last driver was a car humper.

Read Also:

  • Carmelo El Virao

    c-ck. bent w-ng. when erected, the curve the p-n-s has. resembles that of a banana. “mira mi carmelo el virao. parece un guineo.” “chúpame el carmelo.”

  • carpe puswah

    meaning literally ‘seize the p-ssy’ possibly an anachronistic term having to do with the magistrates in britain in the middle ages and the rampant alley cat problem. it has evolved into more mundane use. yeah mike – headin’ to the beach – you know “carpe’ puswah”!!!

  • wicked 21st

    technology that exists today, that seems as if it could be from the future. now that car is wicked 21st

  • widger

    nomally a small p-n-s, w-lly ect….. ooooh look at yer widger! it’s grown!

  • Wiesen

    (v.) the act of b-tching, moaning, bellyaching or complaining like a b-tch–ss punk when you are clearly in the wrong and continue to do so until you get your way man1: “what happened to your fantasy football league?” man2: “oh, friggin craig had to wiesen his team into the playoffs after he threatened to drop […]


Disclaimer: Car Humper definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.