Car jacking
1. where someone takes your car at gun point.
2. someone who drives a car and jacks off at the same time most often naked and wants everyone to see it.
1. i lost my car in a car jacking.
2. he likes to go out car jacking.
this is when a man drives around town furiously wacking off in his car for the world to see.some tint their windows,and some are blatantly do it in convertibles.there is no easy way to tell whos doing it while your innocently driving down the road,so be careful,there out there causing accidents.which leads to another word…wackcident.
pop better stop car jacking all over town or i’m gonna turn him in,and he’s gonna get arrested.not to encourage this behavior,but it is just misdemeanor for this type of car jacking.
act perpetrated by a law enforcement professional, while on duty, involving a uniformed officer, a car, a p-n-s and some innocent bystanders… and of course masturbation.
example…
i saw officer smith car jacking across the street from a women’s fitness center this morning, noone was injured except his pride.
actual real news story:
newport – sgt. d____ s____, 43, of the newport police department was fired thursday after he allegedly exposed himself to two women while on duty in his patrol car on monday.
smith was allegedly seen masturbating himself while behind the wheel in the police car parked next to a hair salon.
getting m-st-rb-t-d manually while driving a motor vehicle
laura: didn’t you see that car just pull out in front of you
trevor: no, i wasn’t paying attention, you were carjacking me at the time
the act of sneakily masturbating onto a car door in such a way that the owner of said car will stick his hand in the mess before realizing it is there when he attempts entry into his vehicle.
the carjacker will typically attempt to do this in a time and place where he can watch the results of his escapades when the owner arrives, without the owner being aware he is being observed.
hey man, i went out carjacking today and got enough footage to fill my memory stick!
the act of driving your car while simultaneously beating off and trying not to look at dudes..
i was car jacking the other day.. you know.. just driving around the ghetto, looking at crack ho’s.. then.. i totally got my palm sauce all over the dash board, steering wheel and myself…
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