Car Pong


a game that desperate teenagers play when they can’t find a table for ruit. the game involves driving to a desolate or secluded area, and then setting up the cups on the roof and front hood of the car. you then proceed to shoot as if it was a regular ruit table with one team standing at the front, and each member of the opposite team shooting from the p-ssanger and driver side door respectively.
i heard you and your boys played car pong at brett woods last night.
yeah dude, sh-t was ragein.

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