Car Wanker
someone who, after p-ssing their test, relishes in driving round, often making ridiculously short trips and irritating all those who are stuck on public transport.
common among the student population, particularly sixth form.
opposite of a bus w-nker.
#1 “where’s bob?”
#2 “aw, he’s driving over. car w-nker.”
car w-nker: “awww you still get the bus? i drove over.” -flashes keys in none-subtle way-
#1 “sorry i’m late, stupid bus. bl–dy freezing too…:(”
car w-nker: “ahh yeah buses, i remember those. i got here ages ago, nice warm drive over…”
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