caranderizing
v., originally, to smell a bicycle seat; now widely used to mean the smelling of any type seat. made illegal in areas of europe when caranderizing clubs were first formed in the late 1930s. caranderizing laws are still on the books in many jurisdictions. considered a perversion with no victim. whales cannot caranderize. jesus is theorized to have never caranderized because there were no bicycles in his time.
the man was taken into custody for caranderizing without the consent of the bike’s owner or a properly issued permit.
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