carb daddy
god of all carbs. one of the most powerful forces in the galaxy. he summoned all other aesthetic gods inside the heavely chamber in hopes of generating pure energy and strength. he who guides the weak minded through pain and difficulties. he will eat all the carbs on this earth. he will not stop. he will keep going. he will eat everything, even the galaxy without limitation.
adrian: “i want to be carb daddy!”
bryan: “no, you can’t. there is only one carb daddy. you must bow before me. “
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