Carbetarian
a vegetarian who doesn’t eat fruits, vegetables, or anything remotely healthy. instead they eat an obnoxious amount of carbohydrates and fats.
person 1: monique said she’s vegetarian but i haven’t seen her eat a single fruit or vegetable all day. instead she’s been eating pizza, lasagna, and cheesecake.
person 2: clearly she’s a carbetarian!
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