Carbon-based Calendar
significant female in a male’s life who organises so many “things to do” that the male has no control over his own social timing.
dave: are you coming out for beers on thursday?
al: not sure if i can. i’ll check my carbon-based calendar tonight and get back to you tomorrow.
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