carbon dick
a man-made, or “synthetic” perception of one’s p-n-s. often, a carbon d-ck is a property of one who drives big, loud, gas guzzling trucks to over compensate for their small p-n-s. this hints at the correlation between the carbon footprint and the carbon d-ck.
carbon d-cks are often self-absorbed individuals who care more about presenting a masculine appearance than they do about being decent, considerate human beings.
“check out that guy with the hummer h3. i bet he gets 2 miles per gallon. what a carbon d-ck.”
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