the amount of greenhouse gas emissions a person causes while getting a tan.
“wow, james just broke the scale on carbon tanprint by travelling from iceland to australia to get a tan”
- tea crumpets
something gingers eat for lunch oh those tea & crumpets look nice
- zaching off
when a guy named zach, jacks off. can not be used for someone who is not named zach. zach: i’ve been zaching off in your shower while you were gone bro, its ok though, i finished in the drain.
to act in a frantic or desperate way to get attention from your crush or lover he has gone tootolbay over this girl
- undercover roomba
when your going down on a girl under the covers and making a motorcycle noise while slapping your face against her clam i’m gonna give your mom an undercover roomba tonight
chemical plumes in cloud formations after chemicals have dispersed from chembomb deployment. the state of victoria is covered with chemplumes. stay indoors if possible, or if outdoors wear a mask. they’re toxic!