carbonated clothes dryer
the carbonated clothes dryer is a highly sophisticated technique used by men for extreme s-xual pleasure.
a man must soak his flaccid reproductive organ in a gl-ss of pepsi for roughly 33 hours straight, and remove it once it he feels it has absorbed a decent amount of the beverage.
when the man gets aroused later on, he proceeds to insert his sugary, stained p-n-s inside of his s-xual partner’s belly b-tten. once he -j-c-l-t-s, the s-m-n will have a refreshing fizz.
“soon i will no longer be physically capable of performing the carbonated clothes dryer.”
-bruce jenner
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