carbophobe
-noun, a person that does not delight in the consumption of cupcakes or strawberry jam on white toast
“naw, i don’t mind downing a box of honey nut cheerios with you. i’m no carbophobe.”
origin: alan aragon, 2011
a fad-diet obsessed person who refuses to eat foods containing carbohydrates for fear of gaining weight.
ellen was such a carbophobe, she would throw away the bread from her sandwiches.
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