carbosexual
the romantic or s-xual attraction or preference toward carbonated beverages (ex: pop, cola, soda, sparkling water)
the person values carbonated beverages over people and is often very selective about the brand and type.
friend a: “hey man, what do you want to drink?”
friend b: “you got any pepsi?”
friend a: “you ok with diet?”
friend b: “h-ll no, i’ll p-ss”
friend a: “what are you, carbos-xual?”
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