Card Swipe
the act of taking an object (preferably not yours) and swiping it between your -sscheeks similar to swiping a credit card. very efficient for quick, smooth paybacks. there is also a small chance to leave some afterswipe, depending on how much is caught in your -ssp-b-s.
to get back at my ex-girlfriend, i card swiped her phone.
the act of getting a notebook or a rectangular shaped object and swipe between the persons legs h-tting there b-llsack
like a hotel key or a credit card – card swipe
to card-swipe is to hold something between your b-tt cheeks when your hands are full in the similar motion of swiping a credit card.
jon: here take this dvd, my hands are full.
taylor: just card-swipe it.
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