Cardboard Box

a cardboard box is a cheap, nasty or lower cl-ss wh-r-. usually found downtown during daylight hours and the also at around 3-4 am on sundays. name refers to the “females” box aka sn-tch and cardboard meaning cheap and sh-tty used and abused and possibly recycled a few times.
did you hear james got aids from messing around with that skeezer he likes downtown. i warned him but like a dumb -ss he started playing around with her cardboard box and voila he got burned bad. i actually don’t care if he dies from this. as a matter of fact i hope it is painful since he decided ignore me.
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one of the greatest joys any man could ever know. especially ones found around jungles that say things such as “to the weapons lab: main wing”
sigint: uh, snake… what are you doing?

snake: i’m in a box.

sigint: a cardboard box? why are you…?

snake: i dunno. i was just looking at it and i suddenly got this urge to get inside. no, not just an urge – more than that. it was my destiny to be here; in the box.

sigint: destiny…?

snake: yeah. and then when i put it on, i suddenly got this feeling of inner peace. i can’t put it into words. i feel… safe. like this is where i was meant to be. like i’d found the key to true happiness.

sigint: …

snake: does any of that make sense?

sigint: not even a little.

snake: you should come inside the box… then you’ll know what i mean.

sigint: man, i don’t wanna know what you mean! between you and para-medic, is everyone but me that is hooked up with the major strange!?

snake: …

sigint: yeah, well, anyway, i suppose even that dumb-ss box might make a decent disguise if you wear it inside a building.
the ultimate tool in stealth technology.
treat your cardboard box with care. take care of the box and it’ll take care of you. don’t think of it as just another box. treat it with love…don’t be rough.
an item used by solid snake in the metal gear series to avoid detection. snake can get a little weird with his cardboard box, like in mgs3 where he tells someone that the box is “his destiny”
“hey, what’s that?”
-looks at cardboard box-
“just a box”
-turns back, snake jumps out and blows away the guard-
n. device used for stealth in mgs. more then often doesn’t work.
hugh? a strangely placed box. i shall inspect. “!” h.q. we have an intruder!
|alert! 99.99|
the house of a homeless person
“where d’you live…in a cardboard box?”
the last resort as a home for really poor people.
if you wanna go get high with ross,
smoke an l in the back of his cardboard-box.
oh why does he live this way?
(hey, must be the welfare!)
over the years calvin, from calvin and hobbes, has had several adventures involving corrugated cardboard boxes, in which he adapts them for many different uses. his inventions include the transmogrifier, a flying time machine, the duplicator, and an “atomic cerebral enhance-o-tron.”

basically, cardboard boxes are the best things a kid could ever have in order to stimulate their imagination.
i think our young timmy here would rather have some cardboard boxes for christmas than anything else. they’re so much fun.