Carlito


a carlito is a person who is cool. carlitos often eat apples and spit in people’s face when they do something that is not cool.

also a wwe wrestler
look at matt, he is a real carlito!

carlito: “i spit in the face of people who don’t want to be cool!”
4 more definitions
a person who lives in el paso and likes to frequent various strip clubs to show off his mad skills.
jose: man, who is this? (sticks 2 dollar bill in g string)
juan: that’s the carlitos.
a kid that p–ps in the middle of cl-ss
ha ha he took a carlito what a f-g.
several tiny carlos’.
man, those carlitos are everywhere.
a wwe wrestler has a great incoming song, cool, he beat shelton benjamin many times, he could of won wwe championship but he betrayed the masterpiece. but it p-ssed away and if u ask me thats a good wrestler. but other people might think different so thats what i got to say thats one of my favourite wrestlers. hes a spanish wrestler.
carlito says,”i spit in the face of people who dont want to be cool”

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