Cardboard Boxers
when you’re a preteen and you feel a little rambunctious and h-rny and the rents go in your room to pick up the laundry an find hard boxers from last night’s fun….oh they know….they always know what you did.
little timmy shoved his cardboard boxers into dorothy’s face making her smell his dehydrated love juice.
my mother found the cardboard boxers from when i f–ked betsy in the back seat of my minivan….
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