Cardboard King
a homless person who spends a given amount of his time in his cardboad box, and collectiong more cardboard for furniture and further expansions on his house……may or may not have a suit of armor made eniterly of cardboard
me and matt were walking down the street today and we burned that cardboard king’s house down…..dirty f-cking homeless
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