to be checked for id when entering an overage area (club, casino etc)
i can’t believe that security guard carded me when i was coming in!
n. a censored motherf-cker. “… so out of nowhere this emmeffer walks up to jeff and says ….”
falsifying one’s religious beliefs in order to impress or relate to a member of the opposite s-x with the hope of a s-xual encounter being the end state. “aw man, i’m running late for church.” – dan “you don’t even go to church.” – dave “yeah, but there’s this hot chick that i know will […]
1. a mistake;an error 2. a mistake you made while wanting a couple of flapjacks kid: “i missed the winning shot in the basketball game! oh floopjack.” mom: “hey son, you want to go home and have a flapjack?” kid: “thanks mom. i wanted one depsperatley after i missed the shot.” a fict-tious term (for […]
- face flu
when a man puts his b-lls on the girls eye b-lls and puts his p-n-s over her nose and c-ms…it looks like she sneezed all over herself. dude, the girl i f-ck-d last night looked like she had the face flu when i was done with her.
getting stuck behind and old crippled f-ck-r and being late for cl-ss teacher:”why were you late for cl-ss?” student:”sorry i was bodf-cked” teacher:-results may vary- “oh ok, thats fine. take a seat”