carden


cardens are from ghetto bloodlines. any girl in the carden family is one everyone loves but is pr-ne to be a hit with the lads, taking advantage of her looks and outgoing personality. despite this, can normally be trusted with anything..a loyal c-cktease for sure.

male carden’s are equally enticing; normally an allrounder, a male carden will have the annoying ‘i know everything’ flare, will attract ‘it’ girls and often get pretty lucky.

generally lovely people.
i know everything lol jk i’m not a carden
verb – “to pull a carden”
1. to put a co-defendant on the stand without regard to 5th amendment rights
2. to dispose of a case without any regard for victim compensation
3. to call up a bureau chief and curse them out
4. also see: uncouth – crude, unrefined behavior
i wanted to b-tch out mike but instead i called a bureau chief with the same first name and left him a vulgar voice mail. it was a cl-ssic “carden”.

or

i pulled a real carden when i got drunk drinking 40s at the holiday party.
the best couple ever
“they are such a carden !”
“i love them, they are carden “
“cardenas are the best”

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