cardiac dash
running from one airport gate to another in a nearly hopeless attempt to catch a flight. the cardiac dash is almost always done dragging along carry on baggage and is frequently performed by an overweight p-ssenger who’s only other exercise is masterbating to p-rn when the wife goes to bed. a successful cardiac dash ends with the p-ssenger making the flight and not being shipped back home in a body bag.
f-ck, i’m going to have to do the cardiac dash between johnson gates.
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