Cardiff Walkie


when you take some wh-r- into the disabled toilet, and just before she gets lucky you drop an alabama fudge cake in the corner. while you’re banging the sheila up the mud road you proceed to push her face into your hershey squirts.
you: why is that girl that you just took into the disabled toilets rubbing her eyes?
baz: i totally just gave her a cardiff walkie!
you: f-ck yeah! wanna go get a kebab?

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