Cardigan Arrest


occurs when the sweater a man, most commonly a douchebag, is wearing looks like it was borrowed from his girlfriend, or her yorkie.
jane: look at that guy’s body, he’s busting out of his shirt.

john: oh please jane, he’s totally in cardigan arrest.

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